Total Medals Earned: 23 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 520 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/50 points)
+1 to being progressive!
A brave trooper in the war against sexism.
First you get the money...
Got a Pizza dat ass! Get it?
Let's Go!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (50/260 points)
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Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (450/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
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